DAY 1: BITE YOUR TONGUE AND CLOSE YOUR EYES

Shout out to NATWEST for providing me with a young persons rail card allowing me to commute for 1/3 off travel. Us londoners forever-never-ever smiling on the underground, I thought i would buss a smile. It really isn't that hard.

This blasted place doesn't even provide me with a proper uniform.. **SIGH** In fact you have to provide yourself with a black shirt and skirt/trousers. So everyone uniform is different shades of black... It defeats the purpose of there being a uniform EVERYONE LOOKS DIFFERENT.

So i'm being introduced to the people in "higher" authority **ERRM YH** you work here mate don't look down on me when your shorter then me.

The staff in the same position as me are cool they're alright but they all greet me by saying welcome hell. I will soon learn what hell really is.